Roman Roy Quotes

Roman Roy, played by Kieran Culkin, delivers some of Succession's most memorable lines. Below are 3 of the best Roman Roy quotes from Succession, each with the scene or episode where it appears, plus 3 pieces of trivia about the character.

Best Roman Roy Quotes

"I'd castrate and marry you in a heartbeat."

— Roman Roy, Season 1, Episode 4 - Sad Sack Wasp Trap

"If it is to be said, so it be, so it is."

— Roman Roy, Season 3, Episode 3 - The Disruption

"We're bullshit."

— Roman Roy, Season 4, Episode 10 - With Open Eyes

Roman Roy Trivia & Fun Facts

  • Kieran Culkin improvised many of Roman's most inappropriate quips on set.
  • Kieran Culkin was initially unsure about committing to a TV series but said the pilot script changed his mind.
  • Roman's character became much funnier than originally written because the writers leaned into Kieran Culkin's comedic timing.

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