Schitt's Creek gave us some of television's most quotable moments. Below are the best quotes from Schitt's Creek, grouped by the characters who said them. Click any character to see their full collection of quotes and trivia.
David Rose
"I'd kill for a good cinnamon bun right now."
— David Rose, Season 1 - various
"I like the wine and not the label."
— David Rose, Season 4, Episode 9 - Housewarming
"Ew, David!"
— David Rose, Recurring catchphrase from Alexis (about David)
Moira Rose
"What you did was impulsive, capricious, and melodramatic. But it was also wrong."
— Moira Rose, Season 1 - various
"I'd kill for a good croquembouche."
— Moira Rose, Season 3 - various
"Bebé! It's Moira Rose!"
— Moira Rose, Season 5, Episode 14 - Life Is a Cabaret
Alexis Rose
"Ew, David!"
— Alexis Rose, Recurring catchphrase throughout the series
"A little bit Alexis!"
— Alexis Rose, Season 5, Episode 3 - The Premiere
"I do want to be with you. But not at the expense of my own growth."
— Alexis Rose, Season 6 - to Ted
Johnny Rose
"We will get through this as a family."
— Johnny Rose, Season 1 - recurring theme
"You get the motel. The motel doesn't get you."
— Johnny Rose, Season 2 - to Stevie
"I believe in you, son."
— Johnny Rose, Season 4 - to David
Patrick Brewer
"I've spent most of my life not knowing what right was supposed to feel like, and then I met you."
— Patrick Brewer, Season 5, Episode 11 - Meet the Parents
"You're my Mariah Carey."
— Patrick Brewer, Season 4, Episode 6 - Open Mic
"I like this. I like you."
— Patrick Brewer, Season 4 - various
Stevie Budd
"I've lived in this town my entire life. Trust me, it doesn't get better."
— Stevie Budd, Season 1 - various
"I'm not really a people person."
— Stevie Budd, Season 1 - various
"What am I supposed to do with my life?"
— Stevie Budd, Season 5 - various (during Cabaret)