Stranger Things gave us some of television's most quotable moments. Below are the best quotes from Stranger Things, grouped by the characters who said them. Click any character to see their full collection of quotes and trivia.
Steve Harrington
"Henderson, I swear, if we get out of here alive, I'm gonna kill you."
— Steve Harrington, Season 2, Episode 9 - The Gate
"How many children are you friends with?"
— Steve Harrington, Season 3, Episode 4 - The Sauna Test
"Ahoy, ladies!"
— Steve Harrington, Season 3, Episode 1 - Suzie, Do You Copy?
Jim Hopper
"Mornings are for coffee and contemplation."
— Jim Hopper, Season 1, Episode 1 - The Vanishing of Will Byers
"Three inches!"
— Jim Hopper, Season 3, Episode 1 - Suzie, Do You Copy? (referring to the open door rule)
"I want you to feel like this is your home."
— Jim Hopper, Season 2, Episode 1 - MADMAX
Dustin Henderson
"She's hotter than Phoebe Cates!"
— Dustin Henderson, Season 3, Episode 1 - Suzie, Do You Copy?
"Why are you keeping this curiosity door locked?"
— Dustin Henderson, Season 1, Episode 2 - The Weirdo on Maple Street
"Son of a bitch. You know you're gonna have to buy me a new one."
— Dustin Henderson, Season 2, Episode 9 - The Gate
Will Byers
"It got me. The Demogorgon."
— Will Byers, Season 1, Episode 4 - The Body
"He likes it cold."
— Will Byers, Season 2, Episode 3 - The Pollywog (referring to the Mind Flayer)
"Sometimes I feel like I'm going crazy."
— Will Byers, Season 2 - recurring theme
Mike Wheeler
"She's our friend and she's crazy!"
— Mike Wheeler, Season 1, Episode 6 - The Monster
"We never would have upset you if we knew you had superpowers."
— Mike Wheeler, Season 1, Episode 7 - The Bathtub
"It's not like it was before. It's grown-up stuff."
— Mike Wheeler, Season 3, Episode 1 - Suzie, Do You Copy?