The Office (US) gave us some of television's most quotable moments. Below are the best quotes from The Office (US), grouped by the characters who said them. Click any character to see their full collection of quotes and trivia.
Michael Scott
"That's what she said."
— Michael Scott, Recurring catchphrase throughout the series
"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
— Michael Scott, Season 4, Episode 1 - Fun Run
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
— Michael Scott, Season 2, Episode 6 - The Fight
Dwight Schrute
"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."
— Dwight Schrute, Season 3, Episode 21 - Product Recall (Jim impersonating Dwight)
"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."
— Dwight Schrute, Season 3, Episode 17 - Business School
"Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!"
— Dwight Schrute, Season 3, Episode 21 - Product Recall
"False."
— Dwight Schrute, Recurring catchphrase throughout the series
Jim Halpert
"Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."
— Jim Halpert, Season 3, Episode 21 - Product Recall (impersonating Dwight)
"I bought this building, so we could be closer together."
— Jim Halpert, Season 9, finale - referring to Pam
"I would not miss it for the world. But if something else came up, I would definitely not go."
— Jim Halpert, Season 2, Episode 3 - Office Olympics
Pam Beesly
"I didn't watch the whole documentary. I fast-forwarded through a lot of it. But I watched enough."
— Pam Beesly, Season 9, Episode 23 - Finale
"There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?"
— Pam Beesly, Season 9, Episode 23 - Finale
"I feel God in this Chili's tonight."
— Pam Beesly, Season 2, Episode 1 - The Dundies
Andy Bernard
"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them."
— Andy Bernard, Season 9, Episode 23 - Finale
"Rit-dit-dit-di-doo!"
— Andy Bernard, Recurring catchphrase
"I went to Cornell. Ever heard of it?"
— Andy Bernard, Recurring throughout the series
Ryan Howard
"I'd like to make a toast to the troops. All the troops. Both sides."
— Ryan Howard, Season 4, Episode 9 - Dinner Party
"I don't think you know what you're saying."
— Ryan Howard, Season 5 - to Michael
"I'm just as hot as Jan, but in a different way."
— Ryan Howard, Season 4, Episode 9 - Dinner Party